On My Mind
Perhaps all bosses are obsessive
November 10, 2014
I was obsessing about some (arguably stupid and certainly minute) detail the other day when I remembered the scene in Casino in which Robert DeNiro storms into the kitchen and demands that an equal number of blueberries go into every blueberry muffin. This I understand.
Please have your orders in by 7:30 PM
September 03, 2014
In order to get on the road earlier in the morning and arrive at your office earlier in the day, we are asking that you place your order by 7:30 PM at the latest for next day delivery. If a desired delivery date is ever "sold out" (because we are full for the day), please always email Michael at email@example.com and I will change it to your desired delivery date.
It's That Time Of Year Again
August 19, 2014
Pumpkin Ales and Octoberfest Lagers are back in stock. Time to get ready for fall.
5 Most Ordered Items
August 03, 2014
Our 5 most ordered items are: Bananas, Canada Dry Seltzer (in the can), Diet Coke (in the can), Half & Half, Canada Dry Lemon Lime Seltzer (in the can). Also, Almonds are the most popular nut. Special K with Berries is the most popular cereal. String Cheese, Popcorners, Nature Valley Granola Bars and Clementines are all very popular.
Businesses in the People's Republic of Brooklyn - we want you.
June 11, 2014
If you are a business in Brooklyn, Monster Savings is (finally) set up to deliver to you. Please email Michael at firstname.lastname@example.org to get you set up. Thank you. Michael Owner - MonsterSavings